Geometry (Greek γεωμετρία; geo = earth, metria = measure) is a part of mathematics concerned with questions of size, shape, and relative position of figures and with properties of space.
We are primarily concerned with geometry in this study. No scientific study, mathematics or otherwise is complete without the basic scientific method. Theory, hypotheses, and the eventual conclusionary thinking. I have lived my life ruled by these principals, and have been quite successful in doing so. My job requires keen troubleshooting daily, the adventures I partake online in the mmo universe also need the method, I make up recipes constantly as well thus requiring further order of study.
Speaking of food, my primary study today will again focus on a Food network starlet Giada Pamela De Laurentiis. I must take a second and really applaud the food networks recent shift from an overly preachy health food channel, to what it is today, and that is a virtual stable of hot milfs cooking up tasty treats under hot lights with cameras at 45 degree angles. My creepy imagination could have never dreamed up some of the great camera angles they throw at these girls, I can hear the engineers now "we gotta get that pan shot, don't miss the boiling water!" Yeah it's about pot shots, more like can shots, but I digress...
If the food network would get rid of that BAM guy, promote Paula to president of the world, and cancel that red headed bastard Bobby Flay (gay,) they might just be on to something. I will never forgive Bobby Flay's ginger ass for embarrassing all of America when he appeared on the real Iron chef and subsequently acted like a small dicked red headed asshole by standing on a cutting board and declaring himself a god. Ugggh just die already.
With all rants aside I have a hypothesis. Having been an avid Giada fan I have been carefully studying her geometric profile. As of late, I have also noticed a major change, her volume is increasing. In the upper 20% of her mass. I will continue to observe this trend, carefully documenting the event. I am establishing documentation, line graphs, pie charts all kinds of scientific shit. This is my second study of this kind as I was very involved in another Food network mega babe Rachael Ray when we did the Slip science study (we indicates The voices in my head and I.)
My first foray into this examination, geometrically speaking is this little gem of data I recovered while copying some video from my Tivo. I have exhaustively studied this clip and will continue to do so for many months. I will update this study as soon as relative data presents itself. Hey can't I be a guy for just a sec!?
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