Sometimes your photos are so bad it's better to just air them out, not hide them away. Go public with your fail! 3200 high speed, boat-based, horror follows. The company and food was good, the photos were not. This is my photographic admission. My name is Brandon Freeman, ("Hi Brandon Freeman") I am a bad fireworks photographer:
Fireworks photography guide. Fail version:
01. Always use a zoom lens maxed to 200mm. Infinity pfft...
02. Find a suitable tripod like a boat, concrete mixer or boob.
03. Shutter speed don't use it.
04. Drink cheap beer and have a mayonnaise-y trigger finger.
06. Ingest lots of bugs while mouth-breathing through long shutter times.
07. Aperture, don't use it.
08. Leave your polarizing filter on at night, rotate for effective fail.
09. Beans, left in the sun all afternoon, then brought inside a 95F room, eat them.
10. Lake water makes excellent addition to the light meter on most $900 DSLRs.
11. While holding the shutter open for 3 seconds, don't check for ticks.
12. Lens cap don't use it, rather leave it on and take credit for others works on
Flickr.
13. Would be an unlucky number to end this guide on, must work harder.
14. Flash photography, it will reach 1000 feet in the air plus it will illuminate a burning object.
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