Last Free Man

The Bono solution!

I am on a serious Nyquil, Dayquil, Sudafed, mixed with Benadryl bender.  I have been down with disease as Phish so eloquently put it for over a week now.  This mind numbing sinus pressure mixed with copious amounts of drainage and 16 hours of sleep a day have led to some Zen-like enlightenment.  I realized through this week that I do not want daily pain (other than the post run meltdown), I do not want to be bed ridden, and I do not want a slow wasting death.  I would prefer a fantastic end, maybe a shark attack, a weekend explosive gone bad, or a good old fashioned violent (but fast) aneurysm!  Like I stated earlier I dreamed for about 70% of this last week and journey did I...

Mostly frivolous dreams of acid-like trance mixed with sex weirdity and video game levelingsequences.  Those questsjust keep repeating in your head like math problems kind of stuff.  Last night however after slowly coming out of the fog of sinus terror, I was well lubed on Nyquil as I passed out.  The dream began strangely as usual with me being overly concerned about the relentless pain I was in and how to stop it.  I journeyed to a place of desolation and white buildings, a sciency place.  Once inside the lobby I did my normal "guy working on the computers brush off" to the building's security and got right in (if I had a dollar for every instance I have gained access to places in Atlanta by Jedi-mind-tricking the doleful security staff, Warren Buffett would invest in me...)

Once Inside this facility, I seemed to be looking for answers, perhaps to this condition of being I was enslaved to.  Either way I was lurking around, skulking actually, as I was in dire pain and my presence was only barely being cloaked.  I was tightly gripping my digital for some reason, it was an older model cell of the giant Nextel persuasion.  I made my way up 100's of flights of stairs as the dream transformed into the Shinra building sequence in Final fantasy 7.  I came out on an ultra secure, grid based floor with some serious experimentation happening.  I felt my phone which I had been tightly clutching for so much of the climb start to vibrate, it felt hot in my hand.  Then it exploded into a fantastic fireball alerting everyone on the floor to my presence!  I looked down at my now mangled hand and was lead deeper into the labyrinth by some heavy handed security types.

This is where they took me, just like all the bond villains, deeper into the lair, into their secrets and knowledge.  They informed me they were secretly curing the disease, the worldwide plague.  They had a plan and they were spilling it all to me, just like every crappy B movie, I was getting full disclosure.  That’s when they took me to the most secret, smoky room of all, the one with lots of locks and bleepy bleeps.  When they opened this vault of a door and the seal broke, who was standing there but the most self-important, mega-award winning, all knowing God of all?  Jesus, Allah, Buddha?  No...

It was Bono...  Yes pock marked, awful, Irish, U2 front man, hell world front man Bono.  My mind raced, I suddenly started hoping this was some sort of awful testing facility, perhaps even one that dealt only in extreme cases of narcissistic assholes with red iPods.  How wrong was I no, these guys had a much more sinister plan and Bono was right there in the fray, yeah yeah yeah!  Uggh My mind reeled again back to a night I got stuck with only two bottles of wine at a mature party with working professionals (in my age range,) that suddenly went on for four plus extra hours because some jerk brought out two U2 DVDs, with extras... I tried to die of alcohol poisoning but there just weren't enough bottles around to facilitate me, so I just languished in the awfulness of it all, the horror, the horror...

I snapped back and listened intently as the chosen one himself spoke in an almost overtly fake Irish accent.  They spoke about the great plan, the master plan, the Bono solution.  As I pieced together the details the way it would work is this:  Bono would be infected with this worldwide pathogen and released into the wild, whereas he would go about his daily normalcy.  That is, talking about himself constantly, singing about himself, Oprah's couching about his condition!  This was the perfect plan!  Theory being that the world so requires Bono (much like gravity itself.) Thus the mere thought of him perishing from this plague would lead to a universal  consciousness that would in fact heal this disease!  If there is one thing "The Secret" has taught us all it is that the universe demands Bono, it needs Bono, let’s face it the universe is Bono.

I then woke up, of course covered in sweat, my heart pounding and filled with the universal knowledge of the ancients.  I suddenly applied this new science of Bono-universal relevance theory to modern day plagues and figured it all out!  It really is so simple:  Because the entirety of the universe feeds off of the awesomeness that is Bono, the mere infection of minor diseases to this host would lead to the cure of said ill!  Stop buying Red electronics!  Stop trying to win Aids walks!  We only need to ask that the almighty himself take on the challenge of disease, one at a time and we will all live forever!  So for this year’s Christmas message I would like to proclaim: 

 For all of humanity Bono, please get AIDS! 

This entire blog was written as mere satire and for all of those teams of lawyers that Bono employs, please remember back to when you were wee little ones and had souls and could laugh. This product is made for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval 

A new age is upon us...

Not the Hussein Obama regime!  Not the Economy!  A new rolling technology is here!  Using the famous RickRoll DNA and splicing it carefully with the awesome new offering from Barry Manilow, now grants the world:  THE MANIROLL!!!  Oh The win is enormous here!  For the first time on the Internet, I bring you what I hope will be just as fiery of a trend, the original Maniroll!  Watch history in the making if you can! 

 

Get Manirolled now!

The director's cut!

How I do this you axe?  Simple youtube haxing with pretty girl pictures, here dummy: It's easy and fun, hack your youtube video by making the thumbnail a sexy/amateur girl.  Make up lots of overtly sexual keywords.  After that just sit back and wait for the wint pile up!  The formula for picking your thumbnail is as follows:

X = Video length (in sec.)
Y = X divided by 4 or X/4 (in sec.)

Y is the 1st thumbnail.
2 times Y or 2xY (in sec.) is the 2nd thumbnail (poster frame).
3 times Y or 3xY (in sec.) is the 3rd thumbnail.

Post revolution musings.

Now that this "historic election" is over and the novelty candidate has won, there are a few things that need to be said in regards to living in this new America.  The high school popularity contest is over and the cool kids have won, but let's not all drop our moral pants just yet and get ready for the years of wedgies to come.  This new regime has made a case for change so I agree it's time to change quite a few things...

Firstly this new voter thing really pisses me off.  Why are all of these citizens, older and younger only now feeling the need to get involved with our countries electoral process.  It is sick that such a small number demand so much on so many occasions yet only recently joined the rank of citizens.  It's time to join our society and stop living on the fringes of its tax gifts.  This is not a jobs program, welfare state, or food locker it is a country and most of us have been eagerly participating in its democratic processes for years now, join up.

That being said, it's time for all of you new citizens so eager to vote and get involved suddenly with this country to also do one more thing we have all  been doing, PAY TAXES.  The take take me me days are over!  Yes no more free rides to the tax free 47% of the new citizens of America.  You should be paying through the nose 20% or more like everyone else has.  I'm glad you are all so proud NOW to be Americans, true patriotism is in your checkbook so start writing!

Thirdly or secondly...  The racism industry is officially over in this new dark chapter of America.  Socialism reigns supreme in this mega-equality based ultra PC nightmare.  You can no longer play the race card, or benefit from the profits of the racism industry or agenda.  This president is somewhat black, that trumps all race arguments from here on out.  It's over regardless of how many people might lose jobs to this industry's demise, and the billions lost, it is a dead issue.  Racism is nothing more than chapter 7 in social studies 7th grade now.

That also being said...  Another great way to join in on this great new country is to work.  It's simple! you get a job it sucks for about 8-12 hours a day, you get paid, you go home.  This is the new deal people now that you are all citizens of America the gig is up, you wanted this right?  Stay positive, in 60 or 70 years when you retire this new America will take care of you and your assets!  Don't forget with this new tax structure that gives 95% a tax cut the first 3 hours of your day are working for this great new freedom filled land of opportunity! 

Ccongratulations to the new Americans and welcome to the USA!

The night before the riots...

 

Tonight all over the nation the SWAT, National Guard, and police are readying for the major cities to be burned to the ground.  All because a certain sector of our society can't maintain standard human behavior be it during a sports championship, jury decision, or "historic election..."  Lets all keep in mind this great change we all face as the very republic that has stood proud for so long is once again threatened by the goons of our citizenry.  The socialist vultures are sitting high waiting to swoop down on our country in just under 24 hours.

Socialist is not just a sick talking point, this is absolutely true.  The redistribution of wealth has already been exposed.  Socialized medicine, I wouldn't be suprised if this revolution included the old rounding up of the rich in each village for hanging as well.  These are the worst kind of hard left leaning America haters with ties to actual terrorists who have killed actual Americans.  The media laughed off the constant terrorism links of Obama's but this is a serious matter, Ayers killed Americans.  Be mindful people of the sliding tax/rich scale that started the whole socialism debate it started at 250, 200, and then Biden admitted 150...  Raising taxes on those who create jobs would take a minor hiccup in our economy into a potential downturn unheard of since the depression.  We face dark days indeed and that's not a pun.

Change...  Choose wisely...

Eric on the phone gallery!

I went through an entire year of driving and blogging and discovered much of Eric on the phone!  So I made a gallery!  The Eric on the phone gallery!

The Fire Ant Challenge!

I don't know what it was, perhaps the full day in the sun and my dehydrated, sunburned core being replenished with beer.  Or maybe my recent lack of any decent video content, dangerous or pornographic-wise.  Either way the latest and greatest Internet craze is here!  While strolling along with my brother in a completely hetero way, we struck some potential Viral video Internet gold!

The cinnamon challenge proved too difficult for most, and insects are awful and bitey!  So lets mix it up and make a hybrid ass sport for the new age of jaded kids with cameras!  The fire ant challenge!  Simple rules apply:  get drunk-ish, find aggressive fire ants, destroy their home, wait, then shove your fist down into the stinging bowels of ant hell!!  Then countdown how long you can stand it!  The fire ant challenge!  It is way harder then a simple spice challenge and has the potential to kill 1% of all applicants, that my friends is pure WIN!

Symptoms of death nearing include:

(1% slot machine turning)

Anaphylaxis A whole-body allergic reaction, also known as anaphylaxis, can occur in about 1% of people who are stung by IFAs. This reaction can be severe and even life threatening. Symptoms of anaphylaxis from IFA stings may include any of the following:

• itching all over
• hives or swelling that spreads from the site of the sting
• flushing
• runny nose, sneezing or post-nasal drip
• itchy/watery eyes
• swelling of the lips, tongue or throat
• shortness of breath, wheezing or coughing
• stomach cramping, nausea, vomiting or diarrhea
• lightheadedness, fast heart rate, low blood pressure or passing out
• sense of panic
• metallic taste in the mouth
• death

Paula Deen good, Union bad

  I woke up this morning with a blue moon in my eye.  That and a ridiculous news story about a group of myrmidons that cannot think for themselves being blindly led around the nose.  What is it about poor, ignorant people that makes them gather so?  This time the outdated, way past its day unionized workforce that is the united food and commercial workers MAFIA is protesting one of the few living saints, Paula Deen.

Over ham...  The last time I saw this many homeless people arguing about ham was when I volunteered at "Hosea's feed the hungry."  These union bots with their sad zombie brains are lining up and using a celebrity who has actually made it on her own to reap some coverage for their sad little affair.  A full 8 people or so where seen to be shouting barely distinguishable phrases of "labor" ideology, surely written on cards.  They had a similar look of rented homeless that is so prevalent in theses events.  This is the entire reason I will never shop at Kroger, to avoid the lynch mob tactics of a unionized, scared of the light workforce.  Say it with me: "power is in the individual, not the cockroach-esque thinking of an out of control mob!"

The beauty of the country we live in is the fact that if you really have deplorable working conditions, poor wages, and no health coverage, you can get off your fat ass and get another job.  There are plenty of illegal aliens that would love to take over for you!  Or (gasp!) educate yourself, think for yourself, and quit letting the socialist underbelly of this country decide on your every move.  Paula Deen got where she is today by working hard, getting out of bed at 5am, and doing it with a smile. 

As a side note I noticed 2 Michael Vick jerseys in this protest, argument over.  Union= FAIL.

Jim Norton said I was funny!

My life is now complete, the master of underground, plain evil comedy himself, Jim Norton said I was funny today on the Opie and Anthony show!  They were talking freaks as a topic, when the conversation started to lean towards "Reba" the conjoined twin started happening, I knew I had to call.  I am a huge fan of "Reba's" work in country and western music, and as a freak in general, she really takes it to another level.

Reba being connected at the head to her super prude, cardboardy, missionary-only sister, while she is such a rockstar must present lots of situational comedy fodder.  I had a whole scenario dreamed up about a threesome of sorts whereas, there really was only two people but the other one is there by proxy.  Of course when I got on the air in front of millions of listeners all I could remember was my desire to fully understand how one twin could lower the other one down to take a shit on a daily basis...

I did score some laughs however and Jim Norton said I was funny technically, so I didn't feel too bad.  Although I did get off the line and had a sort of moment like the kid in "A Christmas Story" after his encounter with Santa Claus where he forgot what to say...  I muttered son of a bitch to myself softly.

The audio from the broadcast:

Britney's big butt is back?

I really could care less about celebrity blogging.  But I do appreciate a young gal on occasion so...  Apparently the VMA awards featured a rather full figured Britney shaking all kinds of junk, dress barn junk.  I think everyone believes Britney should stay the same 16 year old Lolita tart she was back when she actually mattered.  The truth is she has now shat out two kids.  She didn't go for the current stylish Malawian adoption trend that the other Hollywood leets have, she actually pushed these two little monsters out of her uterus.  My review: Not bad for an actual mom, and even though she is in fact completely insane, I applaud her for bringing some back fat to the sad ass skinny emo generation.  You shake it girl just not too hard.

(Collard greens.)

     

The iPhone is not Vanessa Hudgen's favorite gadget anymore...

PIC REMOVED DUE TO UPDATED INFO

She was 15!!! eeek!

Reports state it was in fact the iphone that grabbed the 30 pics, of High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens that are now making her the latest Internet sensation and #3 most searched keyword.  Only one confirmed leak of this pic exists and is in its full resolution, although most edits are already ruined with website clatter an original is here.  I warned the world of the horror of the iPhone...

The most faked release in pirate history

The Simpson's movie hit the theaters and the underbelly of the Internet began to lick it's chops in anticipation of the zero day.  Who would be the first group to get a decent copy out?  Would it be a cam or TS or even a leaked dvd screener?  Barely a few hours after release in movie houses the BitTorrent networks, IRC, and Usenet servers were crammed with all three flavors...  Something was wrong.

Usually the first night out you get the really bad cams, hastily put together and released.  A week later a TS, or booth copy pops up that is heavily branded by the release group as a huge score.  Finally some insider leaks a dvd screener, which is the studio dvd copy used for awards consideration.  This is the normal life-cycle of the movie piracy beast.  Yet on the occasion of the Simpson's release we had all three major releases on the same night, and all were branded with unknown group tags.  Upon checking some of these releases out, sources tell me each one was a variant of the same faked movie.  A rather sorry episode paste with lots of fake credits at the beginning. 

The other release touted as a "proper telescyne" from an unknown German based torrent group, was clearly an attempt at reverse piracy.  The movie in question is not a fake, in fact it is a modified copy of the original film.  Bart Simpson is seen to be writing on the chalk board in the beginning a message about downloading this movie.  As the film plays on the quality suffers and begins to pixelate.  About half way through it becomes completely unwatchable as the obvious overbright, and pixelization filters take hold.  Finally it loses all color and you are left with a preachy message about illegal piracy.  This is obviously another poisoning attempt but by who?  The studio, MPAA, or white box goody two shoes hackers?  Believe it or not!

Title: The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Source: DVD Screener... Yeah.
Video Res: 672 x 272
want more details dl gspot...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462538/
User Rating: N/A
Director: David Silverman
Plot Outline: When Homer mistakenly pollutes the river with
toxic waste from the power plant, he loses his job and forces
evacuation from Springfield, possibly forever.

Larry Wachs Calls!

The legendary Larry Wachs actually called me!  I have always been so paranoid about answering the phone when I don't recognize the number.  Last night I was knee deep in some World of warcraft business when my phone rings.  The number wasn't in my contact list so I went back to grinding mobs.  When the voice mail came through I realized what a horrible mistake I had made!  Larry Wachs of the notorious Regular Guys  had called, when he learned from my girlfriend what an uber fan/stalker I was.  Being so conditioned from the awful tyrannical marketing we live under I did not answer, missing my chance to speak with pure genius.  Witness the horror: 

Wachs Faq:

Larry Wachs, a radio talk show host, was a member of the once popular Atlanta Morning Radio Show "The Regular Guys" on 96 Rock along with Eric Von Haessler before the show was canceled due to a lawsuit. Before Atlanta, Wachs' career included stints as a Top 40 disc jockey at WBLI in Long Island (under the pseudonym "Larry Addams"), WBSB (B104) in his hometown of Baltimore, WEGX (Eagle 106) in Philadelphia (as "Fast Larry Wax"), WPXY in Rochester, and WTIC-FM in Hartford, and as a talk show host at KLSX in Los Angeles. He was teamed at times with Eric Von Haessler since Wachs' time in Rochester. From early 2004 to early 2005, Wachs and Von Haessler were off the air due to controversy, and another controversy in October 2006 forced the duo off the air yet again.

In March of 2007, the criminal case against Wachs in the Yogi and Panda controversy that forced the show off the air in October, 2006 was dismissed by the Fulton County DA for having no merit. Consequently, Clear Channel agreed to settle Wachs' breach of contract claims against them in an agreement under which terms were not disclosed.

On January 2nd-12th and April 16th-20th, 2007, Larry Wachs guest hosted "The House of Wachs" radio show on 92.3 Free-FM WFNY-FM NYC in the 9pm - 12am timeslot. Wachs returned as substitute host on May 9 & 11, 2007 and May 11-23, 2007, at 9am-12pm Monday to Friday, the very timeslot vacated by the "indefinite" suspension of radio personalities JV and Elvis. Wachs continued in this timeslot until the station's format change (back to the former K-Rock music format) on May 24, 2007.

UPDATE:

Wachs pontificates on the party!

http://regularguys.typepad.com/the_regular_guys_show/2007/07/wachs-rising.html

An excerpt:

Many thanks to Jimmy, Unc..I mean, Cousin Sal,  and the management of Channel 2 for inviting me along last evening at the JKL Premiering in Atlanta After 5 Years of News Reruns Party. Everyone was in high-spirits including this reporter.

Still, the hurtful, mean-spirited comments continue to rain down on the parade. There are many sour, jealous people out there of the carefree Wachs lifestyle.

Here's a comment on an article by a person hiding behind the cloak of "noho":

Only Rodney the Ho could work in a reference to that loser Wachs in an article about Jimmy Kimmel.

I won't dispute the fact that, while I am, on balance, somewhat of a loser, I wonder what this Noho person would do in this ethical conundrum:

A friend of yours gets a network TV show. He comes to town to promote it, and extends an invitation to join him for an evening of dinner and dancing despite the fact that you are a loser. Your answer would be no?

OK.

Good choice.

I can see where you're coming from.

I was wrong to go. And it was more wrong that a TV/Radio reporter made note about this. He should be writing about Atlanta TV and radio instead of what radio and TV people are doing in Atlanta.

Spice Girls return... Google grab.

LONDON - The Spice Girls wannabe stars again.

Following a calculated publicity buildup, the original Girl Power group of the 1990s announced Thursday that they have agreed to reunite for 11 concerts around the world in December and January.

The shows will be their first concerts since breaking up in 2001, and the first with all five of the original group since Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell quit to pursue a solo career in 1998.

"Imagine you got divorced and you've got back together with your ex-husband," Halliwell said, explaining how she felt about the reunion.

"She just appreciates the fact we've let her back in," joked Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham.

The group said the shows would be in Los Angeles on Dec. 7; Las Vegas on Dec. 8; New York on Dec. 11; London on Dec. 15; Cologne, Germany, on Dec. 20; Madrid, Spain, on Dec. 23; Beijing on Jan. 10; Hong Kong on Jan. 12; Sydney, Australia, on Jan. 17; Cape Town, South Africa, on Jan. 20; and Buenos Aires, Argentina on Jan. 24.

Halliwell and Beckham joined with Melanie "Sporty Spice" Chisholm, Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton and Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown to pose for photos and announce tour plans.

"We wanted to say thank you to our fans. It just feels very right for us," Chisholm said.

"Obviously it's nostalgic. But equally, if new fans want to come along, that's fantastic," Halliwell said. "I like to think our songs are universal and they are timeless."

Their first single, "Wannabe," was released in 1996 and topped charts in 31 countries. They went on to sell more than 55 million records.

But their last album, "Forever," released in 2000 and without Halliwell, fared poorly.

You could now call them the Spice Mums. Beckham said the tour will be designed to accommodate the band members' seven children. Bunton is pregnant with her first child.

"Our priority is going to be our families. We want to have fun," said Beckham, who has three sons with her husband, soccer star David Beckham. "That's one of the many reasons for this, for our children to see what we used to do."

In conjunction with the tour, EMI said it plans to release the first Spice Girls greatest hits album in November. The group also plans to make their first official documentary for TV broadcast.

"It's going to be the most honest story that you've ever heard," Halliwell said. "You get to see the dark side of the Spice Girls, the gritty side, the tears."

Rachael Ray slip science.

   

Is it possible that the perfect little American girl cooking queen has graced us with a 1/10th of a second slip?  Well it is the first whip em' out Wednesday in 30 days so let's use some science and check the results.  The above video frame was run through several manipulators and quantizing matrix analyzers for true color, parity and sharpness index.  The image came out much the same with no visible layering or burst contrast blurs.  Many fakes show easily read artifacting along obvious layers and cut lines or crop hashes, none of these anomalies were found in this image.  This appears to be a genuine video still of jpeg compression with little more than a great amount of blocking due to a poor source image. 

There was a little extra contrast towards the bottom of the breast but it matched the color cycle, and the orientation of the breast light was correct.  So perhaps we have legitimate Rachael ray!  For further comparison and debate I have included a few samples of the subject as close to "slipped" as possible, these of course are merely for scientific research only:

100% Best Answer - Chosen By Voters, the people have spoken:

"I honestly think she looks athletic and wholesome. She should be viewed as an all American girl and an excellent role model. I think she is adorable."

(Close!)

Stats:

Name: Rachael Domenica Ray
Birthdate: August 25, 1968
Place of birth: Glens Falls, N.Y
Where she grew up: Lake George, N.Y.
Background: Her Italian-American family originally came from Sicily, Italy   

How her culinary career started:
At Macy's Marketplace in New York, first at the candy counter and then as the manager of the fresh foods department. After Macy's, Rachael helped to open Agata & Valentina, the prestigious New York gourmet marketplace, where she was the store manager and buyer.

Britney Spears lately, not so much...

(The good ole' nipple slipping days are gone I fear.)

I have always been a huge fan of teen whorelettes like Britney and all the other mindless traps out there.  I despise pop music and all that bubble gum shit, but I can appreciate a nice ass on a young girl.  So there I'm all man out today and its cool...  Here lately though something has gone horribly awry at camp Britney, its getting kind of weedy and odd.  I found these recent pics of some beach shots to illustrate my point.  It would seem that motherdom has not been good to the once fantastic nipple slipping Britney.  I suppose in my ancient age (32) I really shouldn't be looking at teenage girls running this way and that but the inner tool wielding man inside knows what we like!  I am pretty sure they have a registry for freaks like me, I'm a redbulled dumb animal of a man I don't care.  Please watch the horror that follows as we see our once perky little package fall into the lair of cottage cheesiness:

Some other big hairy animals:

http://fullblownaids.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13845

O&A return to XM live!

The boys are back and now live again on XM!  Official XM propaganda:  Opie & Anthony Return!  We hope you enjoyed the "Best of" the O&A CBS shows that were compiled during their CBS shows over the past three weeks that aired June 11-15.

As previously announced, today, June 15th, Opie and Anthony were back on XM live at 6:00 a.m. ET on Channel 202, The Virus. Given their return, the Virus' regular programming schedule has resumed (please click here for the full Virus schedule). And for our O&A fans who may have cancelled service as a result of the suspension, XM will waive the reactivation fee (normally $14.99) if you reactivate between now and June 30th. Please note that this limited time offer is only available when you call 1-800-XMRADIO to reactivate.

The live walkover to the post suspension XM show:

• Part two:
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GouxTYDIdJo
• The Forum post as it appears on Full blown aids:
• http://fullblownaids.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13748

PAC Press Release Regarding O&A Return to XM:

While we continue to be disappointed by the actions taken by XM Satellite Radio in the last thirty days, specifically the public reprimand and suspension of the Opie and Anthony show as a reaction to comments aired on May 9th, People Against Censorship applauds XM for returning the Opie and Anthony Show to their regular programming schedule this Friday. It seems all too often that the suspension of broadcasters serves as a prelude to their firing, and we are relieved to see that XM has not followed the recent trend of dismissing talent when a show draws criticism from special interest groups. We were also pleased to see that earlier this week XM spokesman Chance Patterson released a statement noting that XM “will not be censoring Opie and Anthony” when the show returns this Friday.

We are optimistic about XM's promise that they will not be censoring the Opie and Anthony show. However, many of our members have expressed concern about the company’s credibility, and a sizable number of our members have made it clear that they will not re-subscribe to XM. While we certainly respect that decision, we also believe XM’s statement that the show will be “uncensored” is a significant testament to free expression, and indicates that they have heard, and are addressing our concerns.

Accordingly, we are advising our over 13,000 members to re-subscribe to XM based on the statement that the Opie and Anthony will not be censored, and XM’s offer to waive re-activation fees. However, we will be monitoring the situation, and if it appears that XM’s promise is disingenuous, we will react immediately.

We sincerely hope that XM will use this opportunity to become an industry leader in the arena of unrestricted creative expression, and we hope that in the future, XM will recognize the importance of supporting their talent more strenuously.

Opie and Anthony back Monday sorta...

Press release from the masters of lies and deception:

There's so much speculation on the blogs and fan sites about O&A's return that we thought we'd take a minute to give you the facts directly.

During Opie and Anthony's XM suspension, they continued to broadcast on CBS Radio; and, we have compiled the "Best of" O&A's CBS shows from the last few weeks for you.

Starting Monday, June 11th through early morning June 15th, we'll air these "Best of" O&A CBS shows at multiple times throughout the day for our listeners across the country. We'll also air Ron and Fez live, and we'll re-air that program throughout the day as well.

The Virus, Channel 202 Schedule Starting Monday, 6/11 (all times are ET):
6:00 a.m.: "Best of" CBS (NEW)
9:00 a.m.: "Best of" CBS Replay
12:00 p.m.: Ron and Fez Live (Noon)
3:00 p.m.: "Best of" CBS Replay
6:00 p.m.: "Best of" CBS Replay
9:00 p.m.: Ron & Fez Replay from 12 noon
12:00 a.m.: Ron & Fez Replay from 12 noon (Midnight)
3:00 a.m.: "Best of" CBS Replay
6:00 a.m.: NEW "Best of" CBS (NEW)

This schedule will repeat until Friday morning at 6:00 a.m., because, as previously announced, Opie and Anthony will be back on XM live at 6:00 a.m. ET on Friday, June 15th. And the Virus channel's normal programming schedule will resume.

- XM Management

Some hot girl:

Free-FM Format Change Fucks Freedom!

Talk is, Free-FM's over & out at WFNY...

if WFNY goes to a contemporary-music format.
Starting as early as today, 92.3 FM may no longer be the land of the Free.

Several well-placed radio sources say CBS Radio is dropping the edgy "hot talk" Free-FM format at WFNY (92.3 FM) and switching back to contemporary rock music.

If this happens, it will mark the end of a brief and troubled life marked by low ratings, the embarrassing David Lee Roth morning show and most recently the removal of hosts JV and Elvis over a prank phone call.

Defenders have noted that, perhaps ironically, the format was designed to be risky, open and controversial. They have also argued that it wasn't being given enough time or support.

But CBS Radio President Dan Mason, who replaced Joel Hollander last month, may feel it's more trouble than it's worth. Tom Taylor, editor of Radio-Info.com, notes Mason has made it clear Free-FM isn't his favorite format.

Since he arrived, the Free-FM tag has been dropped at Chicago's WCKG and San Francisco's Free was moved from FM to a smaller AM frequency.

There were no official comments yesterday from CBS or WFNY, though rumors have been swirling about possible changes.

CBS Radio created Free-FM under Hollander as a way to help keep the younger male listeners it feared would vanish when Howard Stern left for Sirius Satellite Radio in January 2006.

But hiring Roth proved disastrous, and in three months CBS brought back Opie and Anthony, whom the company had taken off the air in August 2002 over their "Sex in St. Patrick's" incident.

Veteran John Mainelli was hired as program director and he put together a lineup that included Ron and Fez and comedian Nick DiPaolo. But problems continued with the JV and Elvis dismissal and fallout from an Opie and Anthony controversy over a bit on their XM Satellite show.

Ratings also lagged. This winter, WFNY averaged just 1.3% of the city audience - though it did better with younger men.

Some reports have Steve Kingston, who programmed rock there for a stretch in Stern's day, returning as program director. Rock ratings were modest, though Taylor notes Stern's dominance "made it hard for the station to develop a rock identity."

If Free drops talk, that would leave Opie and Anthony temporarily homeless. They are on suspension at XM until June 15.

Britney banned on youtube

Well my video at least.  A rather creative video using the boring nature of the interior of a fridge to show Britney in her birthday suit.  Banned again...

The offensive video:

To celebrate here are a few great shots of Britneys new body, fat ass and all:

Anna Nicole clown party over.

A couple months ago I was doing my normal post run routine.  I had just left an ice bath and was elevating my sore limbs while playing World of warcraft.  I looked over at my HDTV hacked windows media center PC that was vibrantly displaying Fox News and saw instant horror!  It was Greta Van who right after surgery was a milf for sure but now is slowly slipping back to mega lesbo.  She was taunting her viewers with screen shots of this outrageous video of the now very dead Anna Nicole Smith completely screwed on drugs and in full clown makeup.  Marilyn Manson himself has never made such a ghastly appearance.

(Scary!)

My first thoughts were quick hit record, rip that shit and stick it on youtube!  A few months back this was a fairly common practice whereby peeps just uploaded freely and no one really policed copyright violators.  So I felt safe sticking it up there and letting it go.  Honestly the recent crackdown by Viacom, Oprahs cult and many others is probably correct in law but stupid in reality.  Every broadcasted video on earth now carries a little badge in one of the corners that prominently let you know who's video it it is.  I believe this lack of embracing new technology will actually stifle broadcasters and movie/TV studios just like the lack of adaption of the mp3 format has decimated the music industry into being dead last in sales just barely up from newspapers.  Good job metallica you stopped mp3 all right!  In fact right now in alt.binaries.sounds.mp3 there are 16,456,778 files ready to go world wide...

Up until this point every single video I have posted was 100% produced, created, and directed by me so I did feel a little odd about it, but this was the most disturbing drug freak show I have ever seen.  I just had to!  Then a month ago the corporate lawyers started swooping in on videos posted to youtube and any copyrighted material even just a keyword itself linked to original content was removed.  The warning that followed was that after 3 warnings or infringements you are banned and your videos deleted!  Yikes i have almost 200 videos that I worked hard on editing, uploading and sharing all of which are 100% original.  That is except Anna Nicole clown, this video turned viral almost in seconds logging over 120,000 views, loads of discussion and world wide links.  I started to get nervous...

(Scarier-er)

Then a couple weeks ago I got an infringement notice from harpo productions.  That is the stable that holds Oprah's big ole' ass.  They claimed I had infringed their product the Oprah show cult circus and had removed my video.  This video had a keyword of Oprah in it that was all.  It was not their intellectual material it was mine.  The video in question was me blowing away Oprah and that little midget frog Dakota Fanning.  I was using a high velocity potato gun loaded with 18" steel pipes and just happily impaling a life sized model of each.  Yes it was disturbing and stupid but it was original and my creation, and it has the vandals in it so blow me Oprah.  The warning follows:

• This is to notify you that we have removed or disabled access to the following material as a result of a third-party notification by The EIP Group claiming that this material is infringing:
• Oprah and Dakota Fanning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFM2jYQVCcI
• Please Note: Repeat incidents of copyright infringement will result in the deletion of your account and all videos uploaded to that account. In order to avoid future strikes against your account, please delete any videos to which you do not own the rights, and refrain from uploading additional videos that infringe on the copyrights of others. For more information about YouTube's copyright policy, please read the Copyright Tips guide. If you elect to send us a counter notice, please go to our Help Center to access the instructions.  Please note that under Section 512(f) of the Copyright Act, any person who knowingly materially misrepresents that material or activity was removed or disabled by mistake or misidentification may be subject to liability.
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFM2jYQVCcI

Great so now youtube is being ran by a bunch of suits and pony tail lawyers, I'm not intimidated but irritated (say that 10 times fast!)  That is strike 1 I only have a few more chances before they delete my whole catalog and they can't even get their reporting system right.  So as an act of self preservation I am now taking down the absolutely viral "Anna Nicole Clown" video I stole from Fox news and previous milf Greta Van.  However as a statement of how much more important the world considers the cult of celebrity.  More so than the average Joe with 190 original creations I will post as much of the fall out this video created as I can stand.

A massive amount of commentary erupted:

Anna Nicole Clown 02:21
Added: 2 months ago
From: mofukra
Views: 127,382

All Comments (198 total)

Holi4 (2 months ago)
She's always been a bit werid, but there was a little kid there i'd say she was just playing with her, she did her make up and they were playing dolls, i think the media just blew it up a little.
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devilmay (2 months ago)
And you're sick to even think that. I would NEVER let a person high on whatever she's obviously high on, around my kids. Watch the footage of the trial before you go making comments like that. She was definately high on something. She went through detox for christ sakes when she was 4 months prego.
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Holi4 (2 months ago)
Eww i didnt mean that its appropriate to be doing drugs whilst pregnate and having a child around i meant that shes could have just been playing around.
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safrigirl (2 months ago)
that was scary !!
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Hellhath (2 months ago)
The point is that it's not disturbing to act silly with a child and wear clown make up, the disturbing part is she is extremely pregnant and obviously high as a kite. Not to mention, Howard K. Stern's comments are just disturbing.
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mofukra (2 months ago)
agreed!
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maddwitch (2 months ago)
Seriously, Howard K. Stern sounds like a complete user. Seems to me like he either didn't care about her drug use, possibly was encouraging it, and was only with her for his own purposes (read: money and fame) I wouldn't be surprised if this fight for custody of the baby was just a bid to get the money that will likely go to the baby eventually now that both Anna Nicole and her son are both gone.
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igsta07 (2 months ago)
The media hasn't "blown any thing up a little" she is clearly high on some thing you can tell by her speech or lack of it and her eyes and the comments being made by Stern show no respect for her. the point is shes high on drugs, heavily pregnant and has children around her. no wonder her life was such a mess
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mainesgem (2 months ago)
The poor thing. I just feel pitty. Especially for the baby.
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HattAttack (2 months ago)
oh come on, she was just tired.
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crom1513 (2 months ago)
yes i'm sure she was extremely "tired" from tripping her ass off.
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alicante22 (2 months ago)
tired? i have been tired after nearly 30 hours work straight and 48 awake... and not looked even half as fucked as that.
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crom1513 (2 months ago)
wow, those must be some kick ass mushrooms. too bad unborn babies should not trip.
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devilmay (2 months ago)
She w3as obviously high on her "presciption meds". That is not her looking or acting tired. You'd think both her and Howard Stern would have been a bit smarter about this pregnancy. This is NOT cute. The comment saing it's normal to play with kids like that, I for one do not play with my kids like that nor would I ever let anyone. what kind of parent would let theor kid around that kind of shit?
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shanirogers (2 months ago)
This again shows how shady Howard K. Stern is. He mentions how the tape will be worth money, so he is obviously trying to find some way of capitalizing off of Anna Nicole. If she were pregnant with his child, he would have been trying to get her help, and not laugh at her misery. And Anna seems like she really doesn't get it. Howard is a gold-digger, but I guess like attracts like.
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aimee031082 (2 months ago)
If Howard supposedly "loved" her as much as he says he did, why would he let her make a fool of herself like this? She's obviously so drugged up that she doesn't even know what she's doing! He's just filming her sad state of mind and laughing about it! What a creep! I am so sorry for her. I wish she had someone in her life that could've helped her, not enable her to get to this point. Now she's dead. It is so tragic.
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PsychoLette666 (2 months ago)
this is just so sad, it shows how far gone she was after Daniel died. I cant believe what Howard said it makes you really wonder. I just hope she and daniel are in peace together and that soon Dannielynn will have peace in her life too. i miss you guys!
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LaurenNYC1 (2 months ago)
According to the live trial coverage, this was filmed when she was 9 months pregnant, although I'm not certain...
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knutemann (2 months ago)
I think they said she was 8 months pregnant when this was filmed, but, whatever - the fact is that she was pregnant and HKS didn't give a s*** that she was high and damaging that poor baby.
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PsychoLette666 (2 months ago)
yeah i heard 6 months but it is very sad, he says he loves her so much but if i was pregnant and did that my man would rush me to a hospital, and he probably wouldve prevented it from happening to begin with. I do believe after daniel died she couldnt do it and overdosed, maybe not even to kill herself she may have just gone too far but i think howard knew exactly how high she was getting and didnt stop her and thats not love.
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PsychoLette666 (2 months ago)
and yes i know daniel was alive when this happened but i am saying if she was already messing with drugs this bad and then daniel died, how far gone was she then. i wish her and daniel eternal peace and i wish people would stop looking down on her, especially if you were never close to her, she was a great mom and person and i cant wait to see her when im gone too.
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jonevans2 (2 months ago)
ROFL psycholette666 you definately know what it is like to be drugged up don't you? I guess you can relate to anna nicole in a way most of us can't you are both retarded and going no where what did Anna Nicole Smith ever do for anyone? Simple .. Nothing she was fat got skinny and was a supposed "celebrity" who gives a fuck if she's dead? Certainly not me the world is better without her.
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LaurenNYC1 (2 months ago)
Yeah, I would have to agree. Of course I hope she rests in peace, but there are many more accomplished people in the world, many better mothers, and many other people I'd rather see on the other side. I can't say she was a very good role model or anything of the sort. She just....sad.
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PsychoLette666 (2 months ago)
yes i understand how you both feel but if you felt that way, why would you be looking at a dedication to her? just to make rude comments. i did not say she was the greatest person but unless you knew her personally how could you say anything about her good or bad?
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PsychoLette666 (2 months ago)
and honestly i know she was one of the nicest people and she did care alot about her children. she was stuck in her life and wanted to change but the world didnt let up on her long enough to change, and i have known everyday people that have been through shit almost the same and trust me its hard and thats what is sad.
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Snowleoperd (1 month ago)
Yeah exactly, even though she isn't the greatest role model obviously, she loved her kids, I can't imagine how much pain she felt when her son died. Nobody, not even people like her, i'd wish that upon.
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Piratejenny25 (2 months ago)
whores dont get a second chance.
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warmcyanide (2 months ago)
drugs...
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daltonsdadbilly (2 months ago)
what a stupid whore.... they made a good point in the trial for her rotting corpse.. she didnt have a drivers liscense so someone had to drive her to the pharmacy .. so howard sterns claim that he didnt know what she was taking ... hmm is a lie
i say kill everyone involved in this case
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gorda333 (2 months ago)
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avatarparadigms (2 months ago)
Howard K. Stern is a disgusting, ammoral human being. How anyone could watch this and not realize that he's at least guilty of criminal negligence resulting in manslaughter, and at most premeditated murder.

This is an obviously failed attempt to establish Anna as a drug addict - which he likely administered to her - and to evade his complicity in terms of her death.

I hope Howard K. Stern is decapitated publically.
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knutemann (2 months ago)
here, here! and I hope they take that baby away from him soon.
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zoey1891 (2 months ago)
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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OneWing66 (2 months ago)
This is your brain on drugs.
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iwillcontrolyourmind (2 months ago)
well thats sad, but i still like drugs anyway
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13502207 (2 months ago)
OneWing66 this just isn't 'her brain on drugs' this was her baby's brain on drugs too. She was preggers at the time of this film! Why hasn't the Bahamas goverment stepped in to take custody of this child? Is the baby even normal? Do we all have to ban going to the Bahamas for Spring break for them to do something.
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nekoyukai (2 months ago)
Hello! it isnt that simple!
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Blickhe2000 (2 months ago)
rwst her soul but she gotta e on something here
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frankeinstein1 (2 months ago)
If this wasn't so sad it would be hilarious... May her tortured soul rest in peace. and may God bless her daughter and help guide her growing up and may he also keep her off her Mother's path.
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obsessong (2 months ago)
Money-grabbing Howard K. Stern could care less that Nicole is wrecking her unborn baby's brain.
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knutemann (2 months ago)
which just proves to me that he can't be the father... he's a twat.
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obsessong (2 months ago)
That clown is waaaaaaay scarier than the one in "Poltergeist"!
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twinslow80 (2 months ago)
"you gave me an std com" you've gotta check it out and tell your friends
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pokepres (2 months ago)
why is everyone so shocked with the drug thing? we all knew she was on drugs the day her show aired. this isn't anything new.
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GeRI3iL (2 months ago)
Shes not on Extacy... you dont do that one E you do that on shrooms
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devilmay (2 months ago)
Yea, well she was stupid, I don't think she was that stupid. zanibars to that to you too, and she was on all types of prescription meds according to all parties involved with this shit. I seriously doubt it was any type of street drug.
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boxcarwilli (2 months ago)
I hope this story dies real soon !!!
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blahblahblah978 (2 months ago)
It's a shame that a person who claims to be the father of the then unborn Dannielynn would, for one second, allow this type of behavior! Any normal selfless parent would protect their child...not prance around filming the mother sky high on God knows what with the obvious intention of making money for himself. Stern makes me want to puke and might I add, the baby looks just like Birkhead!!
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knutemann (2 months ago)
You took the words right out of my mouth! This isn't normal paternal behaviour. I also think the baby looks like Birkhead - I know very little about him, but he seems pretty genuine and I'm sure that give the chance he would raise her well.... what is going to happen to HKS though? maybe he'll OD too or get bumped off by someone..
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latoya2003 (2 months ago)
GOsh what a sad video, but it seems to me that all her videos are sad....and strange
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jakson2319 (2 months ago)
in the great words of rick james....well..u know...
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ScrewG4 (2 months ago)
Screw this dumb bitch for polluting the gene pool. She was just a druggie moronic cro magnum slut. People like her shouldn't be allowed to have kids. Why don't they just bury the dumb bitch already. People like Anna Nicole Smith are whats wrong with America. Screw that prima donna judge handling her bullshit case.
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texpisss (2 months ago)
Howard Stern imagine ,two complete money grabbing arseholes who share the same name ,one is a little funny though
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phoney235 (2 months ago)
BaBaBooey
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AmandaZ131 (2 months ago)
Larry is the father for sure that kid looks just like him and you have to admit it that doctor who gave her all that shit is the real killer! Why doesnt someone stop him from this evil.
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FruityBear (2 months ago)
sad :(
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krimd00t (2 months ago)
Skank!
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ravergen (2 months ago)
shes more cracked then me.
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ellisjee (2 months ago)
slet
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imbabayaga (2 months ago)
How sad that the people surrounding her made sure she was high as a kite so that the footage would be worth money.
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dorriss18 (2 months ago)
She is obviously an ill woman in a mis-directed search for help. Howard K. Stern is no more than a predator. He is Jackal salivating over her corpse and her potential fortune. Disabled with drugs, helpless, she is no more than his pawn. "This footage is worth money", I think tells what he's about. May the wrath of God and society be upon you for what you've done to this woman.
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pastorin419 (2 months ago)
i wonder if this is how they'll do the makeup on her worthless corpse. hahahaha
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antyrr1an (2 months ago)
i would have still hit it, even with the clown crap on. She's too hot to rot!
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kyraiyne (2 months ago)
How do we know that she didn't just have Danielynn? Who was the baby in the stroller. and yeah it showed her stomach but mine looked like that for the first 3-4 weeks after my 2nd was born. This could be a case of her being dosed up true... But it is possible that this was shortly after her son died! Never rely solely on what the media says folks.
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Janineebofeenie (2 months ago)
Wow what a great point.
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Guyandotte (2 months ago)
This was shown in court, and testimony was that she was 8 months pregnant when the video was made. A guy testified that the kids there were his.
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nukeusdotcom (2 months ago)
What a weirdo. This case is only going to get more bizarre. We created the nukeus dot com anna nicole prophecy as a spoof, but oh my does it start to seem more true day by day.
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Skidflint (2 months ago)
Howard Stern is a manipulating, drug dealing, pimping, leach of an excuse for a man.
He makes me sick and this video makes me cry!
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gennieon (2 months ago)
lol
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endgammer (2 months ago)
she has really white teeth
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DarcysAdvocate (2 months ago)
I really wish everyone would quit on Howard. Give him a break. Everyone wants her money.
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KOOL2COOL85 (2 months ago)
damn she was blasted!
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KOOL2COOL85 (2 months ago)
DAMN SHE WAS BLASTED!
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keasy999 (2 months ago)
hahaha that bitch was fucked up what a fucking retard... no wonder shes dead
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TangoCanada (2 months ago)
Amazing ppl dont even have respect for death ppl. This video shouldnt be there, it shouldnt be anywhere someone made money out of this by selling it. How disguting ppl can be.
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belladonna137 (2 months ago)
turn up your volume really loud when you first see the backyard, the little girl says something like "I think something's wrong. Anna's high on Da pill, k." Da Pill is a little fuzzy and she might actually be saying some kinda drug name. Thank god Darwin grabbed her...i hope the mother and the rest of the family follows soon too....that family is whacked out! TRAILER, RED NECK, AMERIKAN TRASH.
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caligirlegypt (2 months ago)
Howard Stern did this to her. He is a enabler. F'k'n trash of a sewer rat. He needs to eat rat poison
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missheather16 (2 months ago)
This is sad. Shes dead, they shouldn't make this public. I feel bad for the woman.
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tunaketchup (2 months ago)
For the people who think it's wrong to show this video because "she is dead," I think you're not realizing that this video is iron-clad proof of what a waste of life she was, being this trashed on drugs while eight months pregnant. What a fucking loser.
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licoricejellybean (1 month ago)
Has anyone stopped to wonder who the baby is in that stroller?? Is it slightly possible it was a day out for trick or treating or a dress up day just after daniel passed away ?? Which would mean then that the baby in that stroller would have been hers. She is obviously in distress yes. And shes most likely medicated to high heaven...over tired and exhausted from grief along with other things. She was looking numb to me....her head was
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licoricejellybean (1 month ago)
somewhere else most likely trying her best to get on with life. It looked like a childs hands putting on her makeup, im certain anyone who was just partying it up and on drugs would not be just playing around with a child. I see this as an innocent game of dress up . Even in the days of being messed up for the heck of it she dressed herself up to look the part. This was almost certainly for fun.
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mikesless (2 months ago)
Yea yea yea...blame the Jews because the trailer-trash high school drop-out blonde with silicone tits who married the 90 year old billionaire took drugs, maybe died from an overdose. He may not have stopped her, but she was well on her way years before she met him that's for damn sure.
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mammy235 (2 months ago)
Hell you would be f**ked up too if you were depressed!! If one part of your love is gone! >:(
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davidacolley (2 months ago)
Although stern seems shady, dont blame him for Annas problems.her life always was a mess.He seems to have been a normal lawyer until recently i.e. a manipulative, gold-digging creep.I think he just met Anna, sexed her like any straight man would (she was totally fuckable despite her problems), made her pregnant and enjoyed the money.whats wrong with that?I suggest you all just shut up about Anna's fall being due to Howard.she was messed up to begin with.
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gabuchin (2 months ago)
glad she died

seriously if you care about "stars"
you have no life
this video is funny, this shows how crazy they are
I wouldn't be surprised if tom cruise or some other fake star has a video just like this one
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PrincessKimberly (1 month ago)
Hmm...caring about "stars" equals having no life, huh? Since when does caring about ANY human being, regardless of how well-known they are, or whether you know them personally or not, equate to NOT having a life? Also, if you don't care about stars and supposedly have a life, what are you doing commenting on this video?
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lonlinga (2 months ago)
man who hasn`t taken acid and to lived to tell ???
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Eesh248 (2 months ago)
An 8 month pregnant woman shouldn't.
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bp32005 (1 month ago)
I totally agree about pregnant women, they need to be clean, not for themselves, but for the innocent baby who didn't ask to be brought into this shitty world. Who/what was in the carriage that she was going to take a walk out back with?
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Eesh248 (1 month ago)
That was a doll.. I know, weeeiiiird.
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scojod (2 months ago)
I think little danielyn's father is Daniel. Stranger things have happened and maybe this got the better of them both. RIP Anna and Daniel..
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Guyandotte (2 months ago)
The father of her baby is .... her son? That's sick.

As for this video, she's clearly blasted on something. For those who think she's just playing with that little girl, or just tired, take a look at her eyes. The woman is stoned out of her skull, and her asshole boyfriend/lawyer/whatever thinks it's funny.

Very sad, that poor baby was obviously being abused before it was even born.
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bp32005 (1 month ago)
I think Anna Nicole was a weirdo but I don't think she was that sick! I mean incest, c'mon.
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scojod (2 months ago)
I think little danielyn's father is Daniel. Stranger things have happened and maybe this got the better of them both. RIP Anna and Daniel..
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euroclass1 (2 months ago)
May she rest in Peace. We can all post the many thoughts on Anna as expressed below, however, this is a life lesson to us all. An example of a path that we wouldn't want to go down. Let's all lead a healthy, educated, loved and full life. She was definitely not an old soul.
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trtaylor29 (2 months ago)
I've always liked Anna. How sad...She was just so tired. R.I.P.
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cgtlv (2 months ago)
So what she let a little girl put on her makeup. You can clearly see she was being nice to a little girl.
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pykomoose (2 months ago)
Is David Lynch directing the news now?
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sweetjudaspriest (2 months ago)
what a fucking dipshit motherfucking morron that Howard Stern is!!!! He is encouraging her to do all those things, this proves he didn't love her at all!!! I hope larry birkhead is the father 'cause when Howard is the father, the girl couldn't have worser (except for K-fed or Tommy Lee maybe?)
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andrainawyong (2 months ago)
Sweet video. 5 stars.

Check out my vids if you like stuff like this. I usually post at videos.lostfrog 'dot' com. Good time waster =)
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rmd99 (2 months ago)
I think this is the saddest the thing I've ever seen. Howard K. Stern is taking advantage of Anna while she is under the influence. That man claimed he loved her and then he treats her like this? He said on the tape, "This is worth money." I think he is a CREEP and I think he was only around Anna because she was his meal ticket. I never really cared for Anna Nicole, but when I saw this video I felt very sorry for her. Everyone around her took advantage of her.
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peggyadele (2 months ago)
I had my suspicions, now we know. She probably has not had a real friend or anyone care about her since she became maybe wealthy. She wasn't bright enough to handle it and now this CREEP had control of her.
PATHETIC!! RIP
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mammy235 (2 months ago)
Everybody thinks everything is a joke when it comes to Anna Nicole. It's not funny folks!! Stop the satanic recitals!!!
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RonQE (2 months ago)
Whoa - she's truly retarded.
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LilithFilth (2 months ago)
Looks to me like a combo of Ketamine & whatever other shit she was into/Howard fed her. Probably mushies as he said. Watch it when she's standing there (in what looks like a tennis court) looking at the sky, she can't even control her mouth! I feel bad for her.
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northportman (2 months ago)
yes thats true too, this woman was PREGNANT during this. if this was sterns kid do you think he would want her stoned while pregmant. both of them should have been jailed. one for child abuse and one for aiding and abetting. what a drug addict. wow.
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juju16v (2 months ago)
This is disturbing! I cannot believe that a woman that is 8 months pregnant would do this to herself and her unborn child! I would like to know whether she knowingly took the drugs, or whether she was "set up". My belief is she was set up, I mean somebody put the make up on her, its not right! That man should not have rights to the child.
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allyourkisses (2 months ago)
did anyone else notice she pushing a cabbage patch doll around in the stroller thats insane !!!
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allyourkisses (2 months ago)
did anyone else notice she pushing a cabage patch doll around in the stroller !!!! Thats wacky
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EdSRocksMySocks (2 months ago)
this is awful
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wefiddleboy14 (2 months ago)
why are all the rich blonde celebrities druggies, stupid or just insane? its so stupid...
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kymjeff (2 months ago)
I want to know why other people idolize people like that?
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GlossyShoes (2 months ago)
sad video, if she was my friend I would have helped her not take out my camera and made fun of my friend. You call that a friend? Saddest part is she really thought Howard was a friend.
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deliasworld7 (1 month ago)
I am really wishing that you do get a friend who is the worst drug addict to step on this earth and then you'll see how hard or easy it is to try to help them. It's easy to talk the talk but when it comes time to walk the walk you'll find out that it's not so easy afterall.
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STONETOYOU (2 months ago)
Can't everyone see that she is playing with a little girl and letting her paint her face like a clown. I have also heard that she had to take some of the prescription medicine she took. As far as I have heard the baby Dannilynn Hope is just fine. I also her a reporter say that the doctor taht did the autopsy said that when he gave the results of the toxocology test next week that everyone was gonna be suprised. She may not have died from drugs.
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contrarysheri (2 months ago)
we are seeing this for the first time and we are shocked. HOWARD saw this 24/7 for years and years and CONVINCED HER TO HAVE A BABY BECAUSE SHE NEEDED MONEY! howard is the pusher man!
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cynthsam (2 months ago)
that is SO sad, i felt like crying when i was watching it
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AgtPix (1 month ago)
Im sorry for the poor child, not so much the mother -
The bed was made by her and now the innocent child is alone.
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Slapnutz12 (2 months ago)
i MEAN HEY HERES A THEORY DANIEL GOT HIS MOM PREGNANT COULD NOT LIVE WITH HIM SELF, COMMITED SUCICIDE 3 DAYS AFTER THE MONGOLOID WAS BORN THEN WHEN ANNA FIGURED WHAT SHE HAD DONE WRONG WITH HER PRECIOUS DANIEL ( HAVING A BABY I MEAN "INCEST" SHE STARTED POPPIN PILLS LIKE CANDY AND DECIDED TO COMMIT SUICIDE AS WELL. oH WELL BETTER THEY ARE BOTH GONE...bETTER THEM THEN ME...baCK TO MY CSI MIAMI....STAY OFF DRUGS KIDS....GOOD BYE TO THE USELESS YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS
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MakeMoovement (2 months ago)
dude thats what i was thinking, just didnt want to say
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Slapnutz12 (2 months ago)
I FIND IT FUNNY THAT THE "HOLY DANIEL" KILLS HIMSELF THEN "MOMMY DEAREST", THEN I FIND OUT SHE WAS SEXUALLY ABUSED HERSELF, HEY IT DONT TAKE NO ROCKET SCIENTEST TO FIGURE IT OUT, BUT THANX FOR THE VOTE:) i APPRECIATE IT..
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forasec (2 months ago)
slapnutz, if thats youre theory,then you need to get a different hobby,theology isnt it.
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eboker100 (1 month ago)
she is a stupid slut!!
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PONYSPITTER (1 month ago)
ahahahaha, so true!!
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WATERSTAND (1 month ago)
The power of drugs compells us all.
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shabulojenkins (1 month ago)
Oh who cares??
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kimi44 (1 month ago)
ive been in a worse state than that! who cares!
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luvrurbitch (1 month ago)
fuck you bitch
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kimi44 (1 month ago)
all im sayin is why should we make such a fuss bout her or anyone for that matter! its got nothin to do with anyone! so fuck you! RIP anna xx
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danieljh (1 month ago)
MIND CONTROL VICTIM. Look at her...shes acting like a 4 year old girl...this is her ALTER.Shes been heavily programmed. Most abused hollywood stars have been
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misangelicone (1 month ago)
hey! are you kory from that esoteric station? I saw something about anna nicole/britney spears/mmc members being mind-controlled through traumatic experiences and that the illuminati/nazi-types are part of this conspiracy. some pretty interesting stuff; weird, but interesting.
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LeMandi (1 month ago)
Howard is a jerk...He was the one that killed Anna's son and Anna
All he cares about is the money.... Anna was a idiot for being with him and let him control her like that. This video is stupid and makes no sense whatsoever
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ITS370H55V3W (1 month ago)
This video says more about the guy behind the camera than the poor soul in front of it.
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curlytop3001 (1 month ago)
amen :(
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anaesthes1a (2 days ago)
Agreed.
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curlytop3001 (1 month ago)
R.I.P. Anna :'(

I never cared about her one way or the other when she was alive but I was truly shocked and saddened when she died. It sickens me to think of how perverted the media is, to actually broadcast a thing like this on the news. That they are partially to blame for her death.
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deliasworld7 (1 month ago)
Couldn't agree more on the part about the media.
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sierramoon (1 month ago)
Howard K. Stern is a FREAKING IDIOT and had everything to do with AKS's death. He's an asshole and an opportunist. I truly believe that if it were not for him, she and her son would both still be alive.
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luvrurbitch (1 month ago)
thats smart
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PhrexianZero (1 month ago)
Oh shut the hell up...
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jalisae (1 month ago)
lol
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AngelLustNYC (1 month ago)
this whole case is fucking creep,shady,and sad!!! Howard is so responsible.
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luvrurbitch (1 month ago)
he is responsible, omg i didnt even know anyone else agreed with me
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odiedude (1 month ago)
Dang, she is totally out of her mind and mentally incapacitated in this video. She can't even understand what he is saying to her. Creepy stuff.
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MidAngel (1 month ago)
This just shows you... he only wants her money. He had no feelings for that poor baby.. "This footage is worth money?" Who says something like that when another is drugged out of their mind.
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hoobastankback2u (1 month ago)
anna sucked me off
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luvrurbitch (1 month ago)
fuck you
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carpenoctem81 (1 month ago)
Sad. I can't believe he would sit by and film her in this state (not to mention laughing at her!) instead of helping her. I believe he gave her the methadone, just like he gave it to her son. He loved to see her drugged and close to death; it meant he was that much closer to her estate.
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luvrurbitch (1 month ago)
that is so sweet. and i totally agree with you
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luvrurbitch (1 month ago)
that is sad and sick that that asshole howard would put something like this out there. that is just awful. anna nicole smith was a great person who didnt deserve something embarassing like this to be put out there, esecially after he murdered her.
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monte68x (1 month ago)
I agree. It is sad and sick. Stern should be ashamed of himself. She was pregnant and obviously intoxicated. He should have been trying to help her with her substance problems not filming her and making fun of her. You don't do that to someone you supposedly love. Substance dependence is a serious problem for many people and there's absolutely nothing funny about it.
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Broadway587 (1 month ago)
I agree.
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metalimpaler2 (1 month ago)
i think anna looks better w/ the clown makeup. i never found her at all attractive until this video. lol.
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mcasidis (1 month ago)
Leave it to Fox to show something so low. While someone's struggle with mental illness (and drug dependency falls in that category) is sad, it's even sadder to know that there are people always ready to exploit it. Would Michael Jackson have reached such level of insanity had someone close to him intervened long ago? A. N.'s is a similar case. People are quick to criticize the misconduct of celebrities; but those who enable them for the sake of a few dollars are just as guilty, if not more.
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peopleinte (1 month ago)
The late A.N.S. doesn't deserve all the attention she's been getting and this video shows exactly why. She was a terrible example of a mother, let alone a human being. Everyone's forgetting the life that she led; drug, sex, and sin-filled beyond reason. I can only imagine what she may experience in he afterlife.
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evilmonkeybrain (1 month ago)
wow that is hot
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joefrisco100 (1 month ago)
This too creepy!
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shugpo (1 month ago)
This is too dang funny HUH? The world is soo better off HUH? Maybe she was trying to audition for SLIPKNOT. HUH? I wonder if she knew about the ICP? HUUHH?
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ladymin1486 (1 month ago)
His comments in the video are proof of his insincerity in regard to this situation.
As far as Anna Nicole, i was always a fan of her's. although she did live a dangerous and questionable life style i can't help for feeling sorry for where it brought her. everyone likes 2 trash talk her but i just wish they had something better to talk about. i do not believe that her death and related stories deserves this much media attention but i blame those who are drawing so much attention to them!!
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ladymin1486 (1 month ago)
those who knew her say nothing but good things about Anna Nicole as a PERSON, and that's whats most important in this world, not to judge a person for their mistakes because WE ALL have our own FUCKED UP PROBLEMS, as well, and this could be anyone in any vulnerable state being exploited just as shamefully. i guess the lesson that im putting out there is that noones perfect and before you point fingers make sure your hands are clean!!
Rest In Peace, Anna.
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looneytnzs2004 (1 month ago)
Go fuck yourself Howard K Stern you are truely an asshole. How could you let this woman carry your child without stopping her from harming her baby? So this footage is just worth money? Your are in a class all your own
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gabriellayadayada (1 month ago)
Don't you know Howard, if your girlfriend is pregnant and acting out of it, you rush over, and say, "Are you OK, let's go to the doctor" Why were you filming her, inquiring about mushroom trips, and thinking about money?
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dogs16 (1 month ago)
I was never a fan of hers but now with her death,it sickens me to see the feeding frenzy.!
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jenlyn77 (1 month ago)
What is bazaar about her letting a child paint her face? I think that was sweet of her to do. Playing that way builds confidence in children. How can that be insane. They were just having fun together.
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JamesAndrewFollett (1 month ago)
How could Howard Embaras her like that? He has serious problems.
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emidia88 (1 month ago)
You can definatly tell she is not in a clear state of mind...either that or she is extremely sleep deprived... u can tell by her eyes.... not by the fact of her letting a child paint her face... Don't you think that she would have done stuff like that with Dannielynn???
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CJriley77 (1 month ago)
This viseo is SO EXTREMELY disturbing on SO many levels!
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TravisTrauma (1 month ago)
hahah damn methadone
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DradeCoda (4 weeks ago)
I'm sorry but what's disturbing to me is that they can call someone who let's a kid paint their face "disturbing" when we're bombing villages &sexually assaulting POW's!!! FOX NEWS is one of the most brainwashing and politically AGENDADstations, period.
-Drade Coda
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Elfinesmom (2 weeks ago)
LMAO! We just learned about illogical fallacies in school! Red Herring! You can't write off one topic as invalid and unworthy of speculation just because there are terrible things happening in the world!
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ChildofRain (1 week ago)
I agree, but I think that person was just pointing out that it wasn't worth being aired on national television.
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lovetogossip (4 weeks ago)
yall think this is gay but i thnk its funny as shit i mean really letting a child pain ur face while ur drunk lol thats funny
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uptwntoodeloo (4 weeks ago)
okay when she is outside just look at her! she's looking all around and listening to all the noises...she's def. on shrooms/lsd! and probably a bunch of other shit too.
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haygrrl28 (4 weeks ago)
she is soooo smart lol
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theohoutman (3 weeks ago)
This aint funny. This is disturbing! Don't you folks understand that this one of those F't up drugproblems? SICK!
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JeffBlotsky (3 weeks ago)
poop
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Snowleoperd (2 weeks ago)
What's she doing playing with some random little girl?
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howcutesie (1 week ago)
I think it was Ben Thompson's granddaughter.
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bungyak (2 weeks ago)
what was her problem?
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ralph033 (2 weeks ago)
Okay, I've watched this a few times now, and the only person showing disturbing behavior is Howard. Anna let some kid put clown makeup on her, so what. And anyone who's ever been pregnant knows it makes you slow and groggy. Because all of your blood & nutrition is going to your stomach. She only acting confused because Howard is making bizarre comments.
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XxLancerPridexX (2 weeks ago)
There was obviously something wrong..I mean she ODed. Get real. I've known people who've been pregnant and they dont get all loopy like that.
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Elfinesmom (2 weeks ago)
. . .Yeah. . . She's slow and groggy because she's pregnant. . . How do you explain every other day of her life? Her behavior is completely normal!? What was in the baby carriage that she was talking baby talk to? She's acting like she's three years old. . . This clip gives me the creeps because I have a friend who is JUST LIKE Anna Nicole. Gorgeous, blonde, overweight, attention-starved, and acts like she's three years old all the time.
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SirAndrewII (2 weeks ago)
Some people are smart..and others are anna.
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mofukra (2 weeks ago)
haha!
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thereallolaprinces (2 weeks ago)
Howards a dick! He drugged her... and he's the reason Her and Daniel are not with us today...
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ariezonastar (2 weeks ago)
this saddens me. her son just died and i think shes sick out of her mind with grief. shes probably on sedatives just to cope. more sad than anything.
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Urrka (6 days ago)
um her son was still alive during this cuz shes pregnant and he died three days after the baby's birth. so it had to be some other reasons why shes all doped up
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nicolatwo (1 week ago)
The death of her son has caused her to become disoriented. I strongly suspect the lawyer Stern of having murdered Anna Nicole and her son.
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blackwaterwoman (1 week ago)
This video makes me sick.. How could someone do that to her, after she had just lost her son? and then you can hear Howard Stern talking about making money on this video... Is he friggin retarded?
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Parisauger45 (1 week ago)
F*CKING DISGUSTING...F*CK HOWARD I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL....HOW CAN SOMEONE DO THAT TO SOMEONE...I FEEL SO BAD FOR ANNA THAT SHE EVEN MET HOWARD.....SOMEONE SHOULD ASSASINATE HOWARD FOR KILLING ANNA AND HER SON......F*CKING GOLD DIGGER (howard)
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whatslove123 (1 week ago)
this is sad..
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ScorpionsKiss (1 week ago)
People who post this shit and get their kicks out of doing it are seriously fucking retarded!! Scum like you must have been dropped on your fucking head!! She wasn't trash cause if she was why was she famous? People who laugh and make fun of other people are as pathetic as their words and their pitiful lives!!
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annasprincess (1 week ago)
poor anna. howard is sick. all he thinks about is making money from a woman who has just lost her son. did he never think of getting her any help...obviously not. he just thinks about himself. when anna was ill during the days before she died, howard said that she refused to go to hospital. if he cared so much why didnt he call for somebody from the hospital to come and see anna?
RIP Anna Nicole
Rot In Hell Howard!

how sweet is anna playing with that little child?
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Szerkia (3 days ago)
thats so sad
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jake881321 (1 day ago)
this is so sweet
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jake881321 (1 day ago)
really...in wat way isthis disturbing ok so her son has just died in which she clearly stated she was sudated. who is to say that she wasnt on heavy anti depresants fuck they make you like that. leave the poor girl alone not all people are drug addicts. no one will on if she was on shit apart from the ppl that were there. so leave it she is dead let ppl remember the happy loving anna. rip
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OmarionCallGuy2k6 (1 day ago)
i've done this same shit.
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Farewell Anna Nicole clown!

First the brown sugar, now the baked beans!

Hugh Grant has been arrested after allegedly hurling a tub of baked beans at a photographer.

Grant - who has been arrested before, when caught with prostitute Divine Brown in America - was taken to a police station last night for questioning over the alleged assault.

The arrest followed a clash with the freelance paparazzi photographer outside Grant's Chelsea home on Tuesday morning.

Mr Whittaker said he had turned up to take pictures of the actor's former girlfriend Liz Hurley, who lives in the same street. When Grant, 46, arrived in his car he asked him to smile as he took his picture.

The film star allegedly snapped, swearing at Mr Whittaker, 43, and reportedly kicking him three or four times. Then, as Grant entered his house, he allegedly turned and threw a plastic container of baked beans at him.

Mr Whittaker told a tabloid newspaper: “I said Give us a smile please' and he looked really angry.

“I walked backwards and he walked after me. He kicked me hard three or four times then kneed me in the groin.

The actor was arrested in LA after being caught with a prostitute
Police were called to the incident and last night Kensington detectives returned to the actor's home to arrest him and take him for questioning.

Grant had his fingerprints taken and provided a DNA sample. His other arrest was in Los Angeles 1995, when Grant was fined £1,000 for the Divine Brown incident.

Scotland Yard could not confirm the names of those involved on Tuesday, but said they were investigating an allegation of assault in Chelsea.

Flashback! Brown sugar!

Grant a movie star received a blowjob in a parked automobile from hooker Divine Brown in exchange for $45. The LAPD swooped in on the pair during the course of the oral copulation and arrested them both. He was ultimately fined $1,180 and placed on probation for two years.
But the criminal penalties were of practically no consequence. Of utmost concern was handling the unsavory press that could cripple his new film, Nine Months. Unlike most celebrities facing similar scandals, Grant was forced to take the time-untested path of high-profile public apologies.

He started his quest on The Tonight Show. His appearance drew in a huge audience -- in fact, the episode's ratings completely blew away Letterman, after which point Leno consistently beat Dave.

And he made lots more appearances. As he explained to Larry King's audience:
"I could accept some of the things that people have explained, 'stress,' 'pressure,' 'loneliness' -- that that was the reason. But that would be false. In the end you have to come clean and say, 'I did something dishonorable, shabby and goatish.'"