Last Free Man

The year was 1940...

 

 

 

Turn you iPhone (4/3GS) or iPod Touch (4th Gen) into an 8mm vintage video camera, and shoot old-fashioned 8mm films in real time!

8mm Vintage Camera brings your iPhone and iPod Touch back in time to capture the beauty and magic of old school vintage movies. By mixing and matching films and lenses, you can recreate the atmosphere of those bygone eras with 25 timeless retro looks. Dust & scratches, retro colors, flickering, light leaks, frame jitters - all can be instantly added with the swapping of a finger.

What's in the camera

Viewfinder

• Total live view of the efffects. What you see in the viewfinder is what you record.

Lenses

• 5 lenses bundled - Clear, Flickering Frame, Spotlight, Light Leak and Color Fringing.

Films

• 5 grainy, discolored, dusted and aged films from different eras - 1920, 70s, Sakura, XPro, Siena.

Jitter Button

• Add random up and down displacement of frames to imitate real 8mm projectors.

Features

• Swap lenses and films at any time
• Trigger frame jitter during recording
• Turn on/off flash on supported devices
• Switch between front and back cameras on supported devices
• Tap to focus and adjust exposure
• Export options: Save to Camera Roll, email, or share on YouTube
• Transfer movies quickly to computer via iTunes File Sharing

 

Your veiled threats and obvious diabetes shall not go unpunished Kringle.

For the maximum lulz one must pursue advanced quest and adventure somewhere in the realm of the Portable North Pole website. Yes conjuring the youthful memories of old childhood fun and tragedy can be able placards for max troll beams in this website originally designed as a threat maximizer for naughty children. With grand areas of plunder where one can add custom pictures and quotes you really can max out the lulz.

This year Santa praised my awesomeness, all the while deep staring me into oblivion as he revealed the fact that I had in fact made his S list, Santa's List? No. Shit list. Yes I was bad despite my awesome summer vacation:

 This was a touching moment where Jamal and I got close with a rocket launcher, the times we had oh dear me, the times, the worms, the parasites we had... Santa Claus Pole North Portable thing also has another option for a special day lulz, this one can really bring back the memories. The day was summer when Pedo bear and I finally caught up to the apt and somehwat spry Miley Cirus on a forest jaunt:

 After a succesful netting we had a fine day indeed. My final review of this great child trolling tool are 5 star indeed. With great whiskery grins, a covered mouth, and flash closeups this should inflict maximum damage and instill fear into your child.

 

A quick side note...

Before I continue on with the rocky horror coffee show part deux, I have to share several fantastically immature/violent films I just published on youtube.  The first is an extreme video whereas the camera is statically placed at 150 feet away while I take shots at it with a massive potato gun, which ultimately ends in demise of the video camera.  All set to the soundtrack off Rammsteins Links 234 excellent:

The next a similar subject with a twist.  The camera is placed 5 feet away and one incredibly powerful "dry" fire is made with a full 8 seconds of propane directly into the camera lens.  The force was so great the camera flipped over and the power button was hit.  Pay special attention to the bright blue blast coming out of the end.  This video was produced at my folks house and apparently y my mom witnessed me firing at the camera and at 30 years old I actually got in trouble!!  You know a videos good when yo mama yells at you:

Thirdly we have quite possibly the most immature feature film ever made comprising one years worth of fartistry.  Some peoples medium is oil or stone mine methane:

tres magnifique!!