As early release of the legendary Star Wars the Old Republic rolls out, and we all get a full taste of what will likely become the next big obsession... I have to stake a quick flag, this game has a huge title and as typical amongst my neck furred friendlies we have need of an easier distinction. That's why on this day at this hour, I now proclaim the long winded Star Wars the Old Republic Online franchise to hereby and forever named FORCECRAFT. There it is! You have launch of great title sequence and readiness for decades of sock pooping fun. Now go forth and spread thy name!
While I'm changing gaming history forever I might also add, roll a fat dude for Force'sake. This game's character build allows for custimization, one of the fist I might add in history to show the world an accurate represenatative of what we the community are: fat, hairy-necked, nether beasts. No more cat girls, no more trim emos, no it's time to get real about what happens on the keyboard, and it's 250+, so man up and do it. I did:
(You ARE a fat Asian with a handle-bar mustache, embrace the Force.)
So in review, we have a great future ahead of us as the official launch of Forcecraft draws near, I see many a sweaty night filled with bantha fodder and nerf herding, I did choose the Light side of things because I typically play the Paladin-esque rolls, the white knight the good guy. Although I was heavily swayed I must admit upon watching attack animation trailers early on and realizing that Jedi Consulars are the absolute king bosses of passive-aggressive overtly do-goodiness to the point of running the meter all the way around to pure asshole. We are the keepers of the light and pretty much the taddle-tales of the playground, be warned. We also have a fierce attack posturing that is nearly a perfect mix of Heisman, and Elvis handing:


























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